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@Pandy13 is a 29 year old Gay Male from Perth, Western Australia, Australia. He is looking for Friendship, Chat, Workout Partner and Casual.

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Introduction

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

But, actually...

I'm not Austin Powers, so ask and find out

About

General details

Age 29
Sex Male
Sexuality Gay
Relationship
Ethnic Origins White
Home Location Perth, Western Australia, Australia

Appearance

Body Shape Athletic
Height 6.1" (185 cm)
Eye Color Green
Hair Color Brown
Tattoos
Piercings

Characteristics

Artistic Flexible Intellectual Low Maintenance Open Minded Outgoing Practical Self Confident Spontaneous

Looking for

Desired Activities

Friendship Chat Workout Partner Casual

Requirements

Interested in Men
Aged between -

Lifestyle

Lifestyle details

Lives With Family
Faith Agnostic
Has Children None
Wants Children Yes
Education University
Occupation Banking & Financial Services
Income Bracket Professional
Political Interests Conservative
Drinks Socially
Diet I eat everything
Smokes Never
Drugs

General interests

Board Games Clubbing Dining Out Movies Music Painting Photography Television Travelling Wine Tasting

Music interests

Ambient Dance Electronic House Pop Techno

Sports interests

Football / Soccer Golf Running Skiing Swimming

3 Friends

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