So I guess this is the sales pitch...
I'm thinking this isn't the place to expose truths about consumer debt, a dirty apartment or "intimacy issues." (Not my diagnosis.)
But I can say with some degree of certainty: No felony convictions, or major psychological problems. I'm also employed (full-time) with a lot of interests, opinions and good humor. I'm INTP on the Meyers-Briggs. They say only 1 percent of the population falls into my personality category. So you see, I'm rare...